Terrific Prize Draw, Monday Chuckles and Quality Website Traffic

by The Traffic Show Girls on December 5, 2016

Terrific Prize Draw, Monday Chuckles and Quality Website Traffic

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Gday Stage Setters,

Today we have lots of Website Traffic, a great prize draw and the Monday Chuckles for you too!

All that plus lots of great free website traffic being delivered around here lately so don’t miss your chance to increase traffic to your websites and assign your credits NOW!

An Extra Traffic Showdown Bonus

Traffic Showdown gives anyone who comments on our content on our face book fanpage – a cool 100 credits!

Yeap a nice 100 bonus credits will be credited to your account at the end of each day! Just before server flip each day – I will check who has left a comment on our fanpage and you will score a freebie! Too Easy and YES! you can still claim the BRC as well!

http://Facebook.com/TrafficShowdown is the place to go and leave your comment!

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Todays BRC is – career – coz it is…..lol! Leave the BRC below in a comment, together with your Showdown ID and we will add a bonus to your account!

Monday Chuckles

It is time for Monday Chuckles – leave your chuckle as a comment below and share a laugh with your fellow Stage Setters and you could score yourself a cool 1000 credits straight into your account!

I have some random chuckles for you today. Enjoy!

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Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.

Congress said, “Someone may steal from it at night.” So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.

Then Congress said, “How does the watchman do his job without instruction?” So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.

Then Congress said, “How will we know the night watchman is doing his tasks correctly?” So they created the Quality Control Department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports.

Then Congress said, “How are these people going to get paid?” So they created a time keeper and a payroll officer position. Then hired two people.

Then Congress said, “Who will be accountable for all of these people?” So they created an administrative section and hired three people: An Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.

Then Congress said, “We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost.” So they laid off the night watchman.
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John was feeling guilty, so he went to church for a confession.

John: Forgive me Father, I have sinned. I stole some wood from a construction site.

The priest: Well what did you do with the lumber my son?

John: Well my sons wheelchair ramp was broken so I fixed it.

The priest: At least you did good with it.

John: Wait father, I had some wood left.

The priest: What did you do with it?

John: My dog was cold so I built him a house.

The priest: I guess you still did good with it.

John: Wait father, I had some wood left.

The priest: What did you do with it?

John: My car was cold, so I built it a two-car garage to keep it warm.

The priest: That is a little out of hand…

John: But father, I still had a little wood left. My wife had always wanted a bigger house, so I built a second floor for our house.

The priest: Whoa! That’s way too much! You are going to have to make a Novena for penance. Do you know how to make a Novena?

John: No, but if you have the plans I have plenty of wood.
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A Nobel Prize winning mathematician is traveling from university to university on a speaking tour by limousine. After several engagements the mathematician and his driver are having dinner and the driver says “I’ve heard your speech so many times I think I could give it word-for-word.” The mathematician accepts the challenge and they switch places for the next speech; the driver dresses like the professor and the professor dresses as the driver and sits in the back of the auditorium.

The driver gives the speech flawlessly and opens up the floor for question, usually there are none. But one of the students at the university has a very large ego and decides to attempt to stump the Nobel Prize winner. After the student asks his question for ten straight minutes the driver laughs and says “That question is so simple I’ll let my driver in the back answer it.”

hahahahahahahaha ;) leave your chuckle and share a laugh with your fellow stage setters and you could pick up a cool 1000 credits for your effort!

Traffic Showdown Winners List

We’ve got another big list of winners today – hope you’re on it!
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1 x 1 week start page is 14508,

1 x $3/300/300/300 is 8424,

1 x 75 cents/1000/1000/1000 is 6641,

1 x 50 cents/500/500/500 is 10766,

5 x 25 cents/250/250/250 are 11071, 14881, 15097, 15056 and 2587!

Woo-Hoo and congratulations to you all! Please contact Traffic Showdown to claim your prizes.

Today at Traffic Showdown

Free Website Traffic from Traffic Showdown

We are continuing with Anything Can Happen Mondays! What that means is that I will change things up every Monday and you’ll never know what kind of prizes we’ll have up for grabs from one week to the next! This week the following awesome prizes are up for grabs…..

1 x 1 week upgrade

1 x 500/500/500

5 x 20 cents/250/250/250

2 x 4000 banner impressions

Just surf a minimum of 100 pages to qualify for the draw!

Good luck!

As a special reward for anybody who read all the way to the end of the blog post send me a ticket and I will add some bonus credits to your account! Just put the word “bonus” in your ticket and I’ll know what to do!

Here’s to a marvelous Monday and lots of free website traffic!

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